The Devil's Dictionary

Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.

Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.

War: God's way of teaching Americans geography.

"Family Values"

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/us/AP-Ney-Corruption.html?hp&ex=1160798400&en=1f7a46a339e273fc&ei=5094&partner=homepage


http://www.nytimes.com/2006/10/09/washington/09foley.html?n=Top%2fReference%2fTimes%20Topics%2fPeople%2fF%2fFoley%2c%20Mark%20A


http://www.nytimes.com/2006/10/13/us/13awol.html?ref=us

Iraq War

Iraqi war deaths estimated at 655,000. Shame on George Bush and all who continue to support him.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/10/11/iraq.deaths/index.html