Wednesday, February 16, 2005

To Calculate an Idea

To calculate an idea you must first
Add together all the thoughts your mind thinks,
then subtract the time between the blinks,
include what you think and what you dream,
because thoughts and dreams are one and the same,
multiply these thoughts by similar thoughts you’ve had,
then divide all this by the poor decisions you've made,
by the times you’ve spoken when you shouldn’t,
by the times you wished you could but couldn’t,
by the times you had but wished you hadn’t,
make sure and include the times you did but wished you didn’t,
then add this number to any two digit number of your choosing,
reversing the first and second digits while perusing
the holy pendentives that support the dome of H. Sophia;
this, the only means to calculating an idea.

1 comment:

Dr. Lecho Guave said...

Dear Farce,

Your contempt for humanity is rivaled only by your ego.

How can I help you today?

Don't worry about him, he's harmless.

Seriously speaking, Sirius served seven sisters soup.

Make way for the cleaning lady!